Emptyflower® Internal Martial Arts - Taiji Bagua Xingyi: New Happeh - Emptyflower® Internal Martial Arts - Taiji Bagua Xingyi

Jump to content

  • (2 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

New Happeh

#1 User is offline   shawnsegler 

  • Old Guard, the bagua hobo unleashs his inner lovetiger...
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 1,297
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:portland, OR

Posted 28 December 2007 - 05:19 PM

I don't want to spoil it, but this one really takes off at about the 4 min mark....wait for it....


Yeah, I like New Wave...Problem?
0

#2 User is offline   qiphlow 

  • Great Old One
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,433
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:the poonanny
  • Interests:internal martial arts (of course!)<br />mysticism and spiritualism<br />didgeridoo

Posted 28 December 2007 - 05:59 PM

wow. i have peed my pants with laughter.
internal kung fu indeed!

This post has been edited by qiphlow: 28 December 2007 - 06:00 PM

0

#3 User is offline   mix 

  • cuter than a box full of kittens.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,412
  • Joined: 11-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Royal city
  • Interests:Mostly golfing and a little bit of lawn bowling.

Posted 28 December 2007 - 06:06 PM

I wonder if he reads this forum?
Don't hassle the hoff

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
0

#4 User is offline   qiphlow 

  • Great Old One
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,433
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:the poonanny
  • Interests:internal martial arts (of course!)<br />mysticism and spiritualism<br />didgeridoo

Posted 28 December 2007 - 06:08 PM

i REALLY want him to become a member.
0

#5 User is offline   shawnsegler 

  • Old Guard, the bagua hobo unleashs his inner lovetiger...
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 1,297
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:portland, OR

Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:23 PM

Best/Craziest...Craziest/Best? Bagua lineage evah.

S
Yeah, I like New Wave...Problem?
0

#6 User is offline   JuanM 

  • Wuji
  • PipPipPipPip
  • View blog
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 690
  • Joined: 08-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Los Angeles
  • Interests:Martial Arts, Buddhism, Music, Soccer

Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:25 PM

Sooooo was this a joke? I can't really tell.
www.maldonadoshops.com

Some people may think that I am against the supernatural elements of Tai Chi Chuan; I would rather say that I am satisfied with its practical aspects-William CC Chen
0

#7 User is offline   shawnsegler 

  • Old Guard, the bagua hobo unleashs his inner lovetiger...
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 1,297
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:portland, OR

Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:28 PM

You'll never know til you've felt the invisible hand of our bagua up your ass.

It's a mystery is baguaquan...a mystery, wrapped in an enigma somewhere up a natural opening.

S
Yeah, I like New Wave...Problem?
0

#8 User is offline   mix 

  • cuter than a box full of kittens.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,412
  • Joined: 11-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The Royal city
  • Interests:Mostly golfing and a little bit of lawn bowling.

Posted 28 December 2007 - 11:32 PM

QUOTE (shawnsegler @ Dec 28 2007, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'll never know til you've felt the invisible hand of our bagua up your ass.

It's a mystery is baguaquan...a mystery, wrapped in an enigma somewhere up a natural opening.

S


Thank you SS.
Don't hassle the hoff

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
0

#9 User is offline   Tao Joannes 

  • Chaotic Neutral Machine
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • View blog
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,723
  • Joined: 18-October 07
  • Location:Cocoa Beach
  • Interests:Yang Taijiquan, Heibei Xingyiquan, a little bagua and a little BJJ

Posted 29 December 2007 - 12:05 AM

Seen it before, but definitely.

Tremendous. smiley.gif

Could we maybe get Ben Stein to re-do the voiceover?

That would be dope.
Every day I'm hustlin'
0

#10 User is offline   Bär 

  • Great Old One
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 1,054
  • Joined: 11-October 07

Posted 29 December 2007 - 02:24 AM

He sure has a thing against Yin Fu BGZ. Did you fuck with him Shawn?
I wasn't wit' it
But just that very minute
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
0

#11 User is offline   qiphlow 

  • Great Old One
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,433
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:the poonanny
  • Interests:internal martial arts (of course!)<br />mysticism and spiritualism<br />didgeridoo

Posted 29 December 2007 - 03:18 AM

that was shawn's fist in the video
0

#12 User is offline   shawnsegler 

  • Old Guard, the bagua hobo unleashs his inner lovetiger...
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 1,297
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:portland, OR

Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:23 AM

Now you guys are getting crass.

Lets just leave it at the wholesome, clinical level of the video.

S
Yeah, I like New Wave...Problem?
0

#13 Guest_What Comes Next?_*

  • Group: Guests

Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:34 AM

QUOTE (Bär @ Dec 29 2007, 02:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He sure has a thing against Yin Fu BGZ. Did you fuck with him Shawn?


Ah's thinking Guen already did him dirty, or he thinks Guen did him dirty... that's what his blogs say anyway.

This post has been edited by What Comes Next?: 29 December 2007 - 04:42 AM

0

#14 User is offline   Michael 

  • Wuji
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 912
  • Joined: 08-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Guangzhou, China
  • Interests:Yang Taijiquan, solo forms only, about 1 year<br />Pan Gu Shengong (qigong) 5 years, instructor

Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:44 AM

Isn't this the same guy who made the video showing that masturbation causes your arm to grow longer?
Learn about the history of income tax in the USA, watch America: Freedom to Fascism.
Learn about the basics of the monetary system.
Learn about the history of American money with the Money Masters.
0

#15 User is offline   qiphlow 

  • Great Old One
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 2,433
  • Joined: 05-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:the poonanny
  • Interests:internal martial arts (of course!)<br />mysticism and spiritualism<br />didgeridoo

Posted 29 December 2007 - 04:52 AM

among other things, yes.
0

#16 User is offline   Darth Histrionic 

  • winding down
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 996
  • Joined: 08-October 07

Posted 29 December 2007 - 05:08 PM

does he have any that feature particulalrly ghastly venereal diseases as a source of comparison?

his 3d anal fisting videos do bring the glamour that only an ass doctor could though.

I wonder when he'll make a dental damn analogy to sealing breath. lol
Few seem to remember that Wall Street is not a non-profit community driven by altruism or any sense of service. They would gladly cheat you out of your entire life savings if their actions were legal, or at least not prosecuted. In the last two to three years, the lies, deception, misdirection, false reporting, corruption, and grand fraud will be the topic of historical accounts for decades.
0

#17 User is offline   Craig 

  • The Thunder from Down Under!
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 330
  • Joined: 19-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canberra, ACT Australia
  • Interests:Guitar, Hip hop dancing, 3D &amp; 2D art, Xin Yi, Taiji, Cha Quan

Posted 29 December 2007 - 11:33 PM

wow, between his monotone voice and multiple repetition of terms in each sentence, that almost sent me to sleep. someone call the redundancy department of redundancy, i think i've found their next ceo.
The artist formerly known as Awesome X...Awesome!

September 2003 - Xin Yi Liu He Quan
September 2003 - Cha Quan
September 2005 - Yang Tai Ji Quan

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T CHINEE!"
0

#18 User is offline   Dai Zhi Qiang 

  • Huajing
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 327
  • Joined: 18-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Wellington, New Zealand
  • Interests:TCMA, with the focus on the internal schools, BJJ, Catch Wrestling, etc. Chinese history with a focus on TCMA, religion, philosophy, traditional Chinese medicine, military theory, art, video games ,technology, etc.

Posted 29 December 2007 - 11:43 PM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Od2hL8tZCKM

Hahaha, I like this one a lot.

JB.

P.S, I just sent him a message to come on board and discuss some of his theories on here. grin.gif

This post has been edited by Dai Jer Chuang: 29 December 2007 - 11:47 PM

0

#19 User is offline   looks2ce 

  • Old Guard, EF since 8/10/2004
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Regulars
  • Posts: 327
  • Joined: 01-October 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:new London, CT
  • Interests:Baguazhang<br />CTheory<br />Trees<br />Aquatic Systems

Posted 30 December 2007 - 03:00 AM

weren't you decrying the low level of discourse here on EF - J.B. Interesting that you would invite someone here for the sole purpose of making fun then.

.conal.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
0

#20 Guest_chud_*

  • Group: Guests

Posted 30 December 2007 - 05:48 AM

I hate the way that 90% of the video is just him talking along with the text on the screen. Annoying.
0

  • (2 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users